
You wonder why they're pushing it so hard. Later, you might realise the tagline - "Explodes your mind!" - is a tad sinister. You start pondering why there are advertisements at all given they're issuing cans for free, anyway. The Spankles mascot - a nightmarish hybrid of Ronald McDonald and the terrifying clown from Poltergeist that haunted my early years - leers at you from.



Handsome visuals can't quite make up for bugs and a lack of urgency.
